Gay Rapist

 April 13, 2025

My companion and I went to a library this week for our language study and right as we sat down a man came up to us and said, "I've been watching you.".... "Like a gay rapist." Absolutely bonker way to start a conversation but it is what it is. He then said (extremely loudly) (we're next to like seven 9 year olds, mind you) "I watch porn EVERY day." Now you can interpret this interaction all you want but we saw a man who wants help and he fell right in our trap, so you best  believe homeboy got taught the second lesson. He's got a BoM and he's been reading it, so hopefully he keeps reading it and wants to change his life because of it. The whole discussion was like herding a cat in a bathtub though. He kept trying to bring Trump into everything which made absolutely no sense and I kept shutting him down like bro... this has nothing to do with Trump. Then he would just start talking crap on muslims lol... Definitely a wild conversation. 

The best part about Korea (and the most dangerous part) is all these corner stores with cheap stuff. May the Lord bless this card that it may keep swiping. 

I went on an exchange with an Elder Willis and we were in an area that neither one of us is from or has ever been to. He's also only been out like 5 months so neither of us really knew what we were doing but we still had a conversation with a guy and gave him a Book of Mormon, he was a super cool guy too. Hopefully he runs into the missionaries that are actually supposed to be in that area haha. Elder Willis and I went to a retaurant on some dark mysterious street and ordered some food that we could barely read off the menu, much less know what it was. We got a big ol bowl of clams and shrimp, it was actually pretty good thank goodness. 

We went to a ping pong place this week and it was where legends go to die. Me and my comp ran it up with some grannies, and they were insanely good. We played tandems and my comp was on the other team and me and my grannie won, kicked butt really. Seeing grandpas and grandmas playing at a near olympic level was the most terrifying thing i've ever seen. We also have been renting a basketball court and inviting a bunch of teenagers to come play with us, but I'm an american so I'm way better than everyone at basketball and they think I'm Lebron. Needless to say I'm dreading the day that I have to play soccer against them. 

Korean girls are super weird cause they gasp ever time they see us, and then they talk about us and then when we reply to them they get super scared because now they know we know some korean. I've been called handsome a million times so maybe I'll have to move here to Korea someday because I'm incredibly mid in USA lol. 

Love y'all